Showing posts with label Moving home with our feet under water. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Moving home with our feet under water. Show all posts

Thursday, August 11, 2022

Post Script

Yes, I know I said that the last post would be the last post, but I couldn't resist the urge to plug my books just one last time. It'll be the last chance I get.

You remember the books, don't you? I know several of you have read and enjoyed them. That's good to know, but I'd like to persuade all of you now to visit Amazon, take a look at the books, look inside them and read the first 10% of each one (did you know you can do that with Kindle books?), then realise how cheap they are, what a bargain, and buy at least one of them.

Kindle books can be read on Kindle Readers, (surprise, surprise), and on any of your devices with the free Kindle app from your app store.

Simply visit my little Kindle book shop HERE, and... enjoy! And thanks if you do buy one.







Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Back back?

"Good morning!" said Carol bright-and-breezily. "Nice to see you again! Are you... back? Like, back back? You don't usually come back back until the crap weather's over!"

So says our friend at the start of the first chapter of my book 'Moving home with  our feet under water'. And she was... rightish. It's been our habit over our years with Kantara to sit out the depths of winter in our house. There have been times when we returned to the boat in February and found out that the winter still had snow and ice to throw at us, but more often we've avoided the most extreme meteorological events.

This year, all sorts of things conspired to keep us from returning to the marina ("back back") until the Sunday of  two weeks ago, as mentioned in my last post. And even then, more sorts of things insisted that we drove back to St Albans four days later, and stayed until last Tuesday. But now, we're on board our lovely home, and, as far as I know, back back.


We were due to be going back to St Albans yesterday to help Naomi with work in our garden, but, just before we left, we got a message from Jess saying that she had Covid, so we decided to postpone. We're not afraid of the virus, but Naomi wanted us to be ultra-cautious. We are old, after all! Jess felt pretty grotty to start with, but is much improved today.
    We're eager to get out on the cut and cruise but, before then, we have a number of jobs to be done professionally on our 22-year-old boat. The engine is to be serviced by the RCR,  and inspected for hidden problems; our toilet has to be replaced; our gas boiler is past its safe working date (neighbours with a younger model had theirs burst its water tank and flood the floor and bilges) so we'll be getting that replaced, too. Also, it's time we got a new canopy over the front of the boat - the well-deck. It suffered badly at the hands of the elements while we were away from Kantara for so long, and the algae and moulds have made an irremovable mess of it. It still serves its purpose, though, and we might book for that to be done after we've finished our year on the cut. However, the other jobs have to take precedence over cruising unfortunately. (Oh, and there's the taffrail to reassemble, after being taken apart de-rusted where necessary, and repainted.)
    BOAT - Bring Out Another Thousand!



    The weather's been lovely until today, when we've had the Bubble burning for much of the day so far. On previous days, under a bright, warm sun, we started washing, waxing and polishing the boat's paintwork. As soon as the weather allows, we'll do the other side. While we've been doing this, we've been making a note of the places where rust has broken through the paint, and dealing with that will come next.
    One night, after getting into bed, I realised that I'd left the back of the boat open. Not wanting to find ducks and/or duck poo in the engine room the next morning, I put on my dressing gown and went out to close up. The night was wonderful. The air was warm, the moonlit sky was dotted with cotton-wool clouds, and the stillness had only the movement of various animals and birds to disturb it. It all put me in mind of the foreword of my book, "Moving home with our feet under water", which shares a real moment I enjoyed some years ago.
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I’m standing at the end of the pontoon where Kantara is berthed. She lies to my left, the water in front of me. Emma Jane lies on my right. It's mid-June, 10:30 at night, and there's still a glow subdued in the western sky in front of me. Earlier, there was a striking sunset of many colours, manifold hues. Now the sky is laced with subtle greys, greens and blues with just a hint of pink reflecting off the clouds. The day has been cold and gloomy, but the air feels warmer now. There's a faint breeze. The smell of newly-mown grass drifts across the marina, the scent of nearby flag irises and hawthorn, and a faint fishiness off the water, not unpleasant.

A duck swims by with her two tiny ducklings making swishing noises in the water, and tiny guttural sounds in their throats, as if talking with each other. And suddenly I’m aware of much more sound. It's peaceful out here, but it’s far from silent. A fox is barking not far away on the other side of the canal. There are two very vocal owls; one hoots and the other screeches. Something stirs the reeds and rushes at the side of the water just a few metres to my right. There’s a splish in the water. A vole? A coot? A shrill peeping sound confirms it’s the coot.

A gaggle of geese lands noisily on the pound, late visitors to the marina, calling and splashing, and the once mirror-like water ripples away from them. Bats speed around me, and just a few swallows, too, though dozens had spent hours here earlier in the day, swooping low over the water to catch insects. Now the bats do the same, though I can only see their reflections when they skim over that stretch of water that catches the light lingering above my horizon.

Occasionally, a fish jumps. Sometimes I see them, though only briefly. More often, I just hear the loud plop in the water, and watch faint ripples spreading outwards from where they've dropped back in, glinting in the dimly reflected sky.

My attention is drawn to two shapes on the water over by the marina entrance. Faintly white, moving slowly, they emerge from the shadows of the canal. It's the pair of swans who hatched a single egg here not long ago. Their cygnet glides in, darker, behind them.

I look up into the sky. The evening star is clear and bright. Other stars are beginning to appear in the pale night. The moon is full, and low in the sky, throwing a shiver of white onto the water. I look across at the horizon, and see stretched out below it a scene painted in bands, layers of faded colour and of black. First the fading sky. Below that the silhouetted trees, the boats, then the boat reflections, tree reflections, and the sky mirrored on the water, all in perfect symmetry.

I focus on those boats, pitch-dark and vague in the black band opposite me. Their shapes merge together, blended between the dense line of trees above them and their own reflections beneath. Yet some of the boats don't hide in the night. Lights shine from inside, reminders that these ones are people's homes. And when I concentrate on those boats, I can hear faint strains of music, of television, the occasional laugh or shout, water being let out of sinks and basins into the marina pound. Someone's having a shower, and their pump is sending out rhythmic gushes that pour, phosphorescent, into the water beneath.

Breathing in deeply, I slowly take it all in, turning slowly on the spot until I've seen the whole panorama. To my left, boats are lined up side by side away into the dusklight. I turn a little, and see the grassy hill, atop which stands the wind turbine, its blades revolving slowly and almost silently. I turn again, and watch the hill fall away and disappear behind the squat office building, a simple silhouette now against a sky only slightly lighter. Turn once more, and I can just make out the first of the boats on the other side of the pound.

It's beautiful. It's magical.

I turn to face Kantara. I cast my eyes down her length. A warm light glows out from the curtained saloon window. Grace is down there, reading, drinking wine. I move the boat gently with my hands, and feel her rock on the water.

I’m smiling broadly.

This is Kantara, our home, our delight...

Welcome! Please, come inside and join us!



Oh yes, we're back back!

Saturday, January 01, 2022

Optimistic new year!

Like most of you, I'm totally pissed off with Covid having ruled my life to such an extent for the past couple of years. Admittedly, the not small matter of my hernia played its part last year, and we might well have taken Kantara out for a few weeks or more if that hadn't been restricting my activity. But mostly it's been Covid, the lockdowns, the scaremongering, the regulations, the dillying and the dallying. It's worn us down, and we're not going to let it any longer. The hernia's been fixed, I'm fit to go, so this year we'll be cruising. We'll visit Kantara next week, just to make sure she's still fit and well. Then we'll spend some weeks working on a reorganisation of the house, and then...


 ...we'll be off! We have no plans about where we'll travel. We'll just make it up as we go along. It'll be really good for us, and might even restore our sanity! Our mental health has never before been an issue we've been forced to think about. The tranquil beauty of the waterways is the best healer.


The crippling lethargy has put my latest writing project on hold. I ran into a few annoying problems but just didn't have the oomph to solve them. If the muse has deserted me meanwhile, then I may not even complete it, and it's certainly not a very high priority as I start this new year. I have bigger fish to fry! "Those who can" can wait.

My previous books have come to mind, however, and I thought I'd run a special New Year offer on all of them as I did over the Christmas period of 2020. I can't set the price lower that £1.77 - Kindle rules - so that's what I'm offering them at. Just £1.77 each; cheaper than a pint, but longer-lasting (though it has been pointed out to me that Wetherspoons sell a Ruddels ale for £1.50, but it's still finished fairly quickly!).







Please take a few minutes to write a review when you've finished.

I hope you've all had as good a Christmas as possible in the circumstances, and that 2022 will treat you well. Don't let it all get you down!


Thursday, March 18, 2021

Nothing doing, save hoping and waiting

Nothing boaty's been happening since my last post. It may be that we're a month away from being allowed back on Kantara. Maybe. Sales of my boaty books have suddenly risen again after months of unusual inactivity, though I've been told that that's been the experience of Kindle authors generally. If you don't know about my books ("He writes books, too? What a wonder!" I hear you say. 😄 ) here's a plug for them.



They're all to be found here www.amazon.co.uk/Roger-Distill/e/B06XDZ9PX7 on Kindle books, to be read on a Kindle reader, or with the free Kindle app on other devices. Three of them have been Kindle best-sellers - the other two are awaiting the pleasure. Among others, "Towpath Talk", the UK's leading canal newspaper has published very positive, enthusiastic reviews.


So we wait for our government to announce that we can return to life on the canals. In the meantime, these are the pictures I've posted on Facebook over the past month.




















Sunday, September 27, 2020

A commercial break

This blog has picked up quite a number of new readers since March, especially in the US and Italy, and I just want to make sure that everyone is aware of my books.

All of them have had enthusiastic reviews in Towpath Talk magazine, and it's those I show below. The first three show their original covers, but they have been given new ones since the reviews, and these are the pictures on the left. The books are available here from Kindle Books, and can be read on Kindle Readers and any computer, tablet or phone.

Please go and take a look. I apologise for the strange and tiresome 'Redirect Notice' via which you have to get to the Kindle Books page when you click one of my links. It's a  new, shiny, latest version of  Blogger oddity I can't get around, but I do think the books are worth the slight annoyance.





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Tuesday, October 17, 2017

I'm all booked out! (continued)

The year before, when "Feet 1" was ready to meet its readers, I had suddenly found that there was a horrible problem with the "online gallery of almost 2000 photos". Having been a user of Flickr for several years, it was to me the obvious medium for hosting the pictures I'd selected to accompany the book. Putting it all together had been pretty time-consuming, but I thought it was well worth it. There was no way I could add even half the photos to the pages of the book itself; it would have made it huge. And anyway, a lot of Kindle readers have devices which only display black on white. Furthermore, what other ebook had used the web in this way? I was a pioneer in the field, surely!

Except that Flickr wasn't having it. I was using (still am) the free version, and this has the nasty habit of putting large adverts up on the screen whilst you're browsing the photos. I didn't know that, because I have an ad-blocker on my laptop, and that... blocks the ads! I only discovered that this was happening when I chanced to look at the gallery as if I were a reader, and I used Grace's laptop for that. She doesn't have an ad-blocker. I was horrified, mortified, and bloody annoyed with myself!

There was nothing I could do short of postponing publication, and I couldn't do that because of all the promotion I'd been doing on social media over the previous couple of months. A lot of people knew about it, and they were expecting to hear that it was ready to buy (even if they weren't going to buy it themselves), and I was going to look like a total plonker for failing. All I could do was put an apology on the first screen of the gallery, promising that I would find a better host for my photos as soon as I could. There were several other possibilities rattling around in my mind, though the same mind was quaking at the thought of the enormousness of the task ahead.

To cut a long story a bit shorter... There was no other web-based solution that met all of my criteria for presenting my photos. So then, of course, I would have no suitable way to do it for "Moving home..." either. This was my art-stopping problem. It had been hanging over me for almost a year. I just had to crack this one!

And, thank God, I did!

I smacked my head when it dawned on me that I had worked on Blogger in the writing of two blogs over the past twelve years, yet I'd not considered using it for the books' photo galleries! Picking myself up off the floor, I quickly set to work building them; first for "Moving home...", which was the easier proposition, and then for "Life with...", which took far, far longer because of the need to re-select from my thousands of photos on my computer exactly the same ones and in exactly the same order as those in Flickr. (My heart had leapt when I discovered I could download the whole lot from Flickr. It sank to previously uncharted depths when I discovered that it had no concept of order whatsoever! I deleted the account in disgust.) Back to the originals...

Regardless of the mind-numbing time it took to do these, the result in Blogger was very pleasing indeed. I hope you readers agree with me! Now I could get both books published.


It wasn't long before "Moving home..." got its first review - Towpath Talk again, bless them!


But this is a story of four parts. The first part actually started back in the late 1980s, and it's only just finished. But it'll have to wait for another day to be told.

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